From his weekly words of wisdom
“One time I was so handsome and charming that the lady I was sitting next to on the plane spent 4hrs trying to set me up with her daughters. “Here’s Clare at her beauty pageant. Isn’t she beautiful?? *zooms in on cleavage of gown shot* She won of course. And Gracie here plays volleyball! *zooms in on butt of playing shot* She’s amazing! We looked at pictures and I heard all the stories. It was neither the best nor the worst be without a doubt the most awkward.”
From the series “Weekly(ish) Words of Wisdom” with Alex Howes. Search “Alex Howes” on the top right search bar to see the full archive.